Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It's shark week go big or go home
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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