How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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