That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He shit in the fireplace
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