Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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