Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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