i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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