Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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