So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
