Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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