Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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