Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Terrible idea I love it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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