I showed him my bush... on skype.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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