I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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