their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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