On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
