I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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