This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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