Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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