I have demons in me.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
