just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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