i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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