At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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