C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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