I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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