Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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