So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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