Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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