yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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