Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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