she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize