Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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