she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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