Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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