do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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