Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
