it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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