Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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