And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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