Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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