He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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