I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
