Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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