Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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