I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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