Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We are two peas in an std pod
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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