Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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