Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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