hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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