Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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