Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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