I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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