I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I have post one night stand depression
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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