Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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