break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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