I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
